"I turned the thermostat up 2 degrees when she wasn't looking. I've never felt so alive. Then I watched Netflix for 6 hours instead of driving the kids to school."
The Married Man's Manifesto
"I solemnly swear to reclaim my place in the family, to wear my underwear inside out after 1 day, and to occasionally not serve salad when cooking."
Dave, moments before his wife asked him to take out the trash
Tales from the Frontlines
The Great Thermostat War of 2025
The Day I Chose the Movie
"She fell asleep 15 minutes in. I counted it as a win anyway. Then I heard her shout 'Dinner is ready!' and I just sat at the table waiting for the food to magically appear in front of me."
Kevin celebrating after successfully assembling IKEA furniture without his wife's help
Tactical Advice
The Strategic Sigh
Master the art of sighing just loud enough that she hears you, but not so loud that she asks what's wrong. Perfect for when you're working your 60-hour week instead of being a babysitter dad for 2 days.
The Preemptive "Yes Dear"
Say it before she even asks. The element of surprise is your ally. Works great when you've burned dinner because you were trying to cook for once in your life.
The Garage Retreat
Establish a man cave where you can pretend to fix things while actually just enjoying the silence.
John contemplating whether to tell his wife he already watched the latest episode without her
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